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Tasteless Dead Baby Jokes

Posted on May 3, 2013 by Dezzi 3 Comments

There is nothing more innocent and precious than a newborn. There is also nothing more tasteless and vulgar than a dead baby joke. Here are some of my favorite dead baby jokes as well as some obnoxious and tasteless baby pics. If you have one I haven’t mentioned, please share your favorites in the comments! BTW- Did you know that it takes five babies to make just one bottle of baby oil?!

What’s the difference between a dead baby and an onion?
You don’t cry when you chop up a dead baby.

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?
About 500 calories.

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Reasons Why Planet Fitness is NOT Legit

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Kiki Amor 32 Comments

Before I begin making fun of Planet Fitness, one of the worst gyms in existence, I must admit that I did once have a membership there [how else would I know it sucks?] But I have since been freed and go to a new gym [with classes!] All of the following pictures are straight from my phone:

1. Pizza Monday

Welcome to Planet Fatness, where on the first Monday night of each month you’re presented with stacks of greasy pizza boxes as soon as you walk in the door. On the first Tuesday morning, it’s bagels. These little “perks” have got to be two of the most hypocritical, counter-productive selling-points of a “health club” that I’ve ever seen. I mean.. seriously?! With free Pizza Monday’s and Bagel Tuesday’s.. you’re more likely to put on an ass than lose it at Planet Fitness. (more…)

The Most Ridiculous People… Ever

Posted on February 24, 2013 by Dezzi 2 Comments

Think you have it bad? This might cheer you up. Below is a picture list of hot mess. At ZebraDetox- we filter out the trash & only bring you THE CRAZY!

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Mugshots Taken on Bad Hair Days

Posted on February 18, 2013 by Kiki Amor 5 Comments

Not only must it suck to have your mugshot taken at all.. but having one made when you’re having a bad hair day? It doesn’t get any more humiliating. Here are some of the best arrest pics I could find of the worst hairdos with more pics of what I think they look like:

This guy is growing a dirty mustache on his forehead. Not only is the look of the “haircut” in general absolutely disgusting- but to (literally) top it all off, his upper ‘stach is looking greasy.

Don’t look it in the eye! This Medusa-inspired hairdo fits the man/woman wearing it perfectly. I would say male- but is that mascara running down the cheek?

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Ridiculous, Non-Legitimate Pictures!!

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Dezzi 1 Comment

I (Dez) love a great collection of non-legitimate pictures (nude & non-nude). This array is spicy and has a little bit of something for everyone. I started the list off with one of my favorites. If you have any “twisted” photos- please submit to us: info@zebradetox.com or tag us on Facebook!

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Freaked Out: Bizzarre Pics of Creepy Animals

Posted on January 15, 2013 by Dezzi Leave a comment

These are legitimately messed up animals. I’m not sure if drugs or a nuclear reactor were involved- but it looks like it. The following is a list of creepy, freaked out animals.

What the HELL is this??!

Definitely not volunteering to pet that thing…

This “specimen” needs braces, rosacea ointment, and a whole lot more.

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Amazing pictures from People of Walmart . com

Posted on January 14, 2013 by Dezzi 6 Comments

Whenever you feel shitty about your life- just go to peopleofwalmart.com – You should instantly feel better. (That is.. unless you see your picture posted). Here are some of my fav trash pics from People of Wal-Mart.

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